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Joke of the Day
"How do pirates get their hair to stand up? Sea-men. My brother told me that"
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"Why did Princess Leia cry at the end of Return of the Jedi? Her father just died."
"I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class."
"My phone autocorrected ""killed"" to ""kilt""... Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
"don't usually brag about helping people, but when I saw an old lady drop her groceries, I yelled: ""lift with a straight back!"" it felt good"
"Why are black people so fast? Cause the slow ones are in jail"
"2 men walked into a bar And their head hit first."
"My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards."
"What's a seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club on the rocks."
"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"