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Joke of the Day

"People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel."

"What is Hitler's phone number? 999-999-999"

"A polio survivor walks into a bar...... Wait I fucked it up."

"Thinking about getting a nutritional value label tattooed on my inner thigh."

"a well educated penis is one that rises so the lady can sit down"

"The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor... And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything."

"Is it racist if a guy with a small dick calls it his ding dong?"

"Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"

"What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body? Rigatoni!"

"Why did the lesbian go to Sports Authority? because she didn't like dicks."