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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend kept putting off sex until tomorrow... ...but tomorrow never cums"

"What's crude and beneath most Canadians? America"

"Eating noodles while studying for a test? That's so Ramen."

"What do you call a watchful potato? A spectater."

"How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? You poker face!"

"Never trust an atom. They make up everything. ;)"

"I saw a reddit post teasing Australia about being upside down. So I went ahead and gave it an Australian upvote."

"Apple made an app for their watch, called i-Bro, which lets you connect to all your homies Feminists were upset they didn't name an app similarly for women."

"""LOL"" is the new way of saying ""I really have nothing to say."""

"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? After you slap it, a mosquito will stop sucking."