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"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use 3 times a year"
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"The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade."
"Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!"
"Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree."
"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is always a mouthful."
"What do you call a spouse of 30 years? A stalemate."
"What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like - he can't hear you."
"9: How old was I when I was 3? me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*"