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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? You poker face!"

"It's recently come to light that Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice!"

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the Indians just kept coming, and coming..."

"Flagging down a people-carrier taxi is like my music collection. I don't like van hailing."

"hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to argue with another stranger in your mentions for hours maybe"

"Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must."

"*pulls away from kissing -What does CVS stand for?"

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"

"How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is *definitely* out."