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Joke of the Day
"Never trust an atom. They make up everything. ;)"
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"5yo after licking my face: ""Sorry. My mouth meant to kiss you but my brain told me to lick you."""
"So I heard a bad joke about a prostitute... It was whoreible."
"I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped, Nobody came"
"Want to hear a Star Wars joke? Hayden Christensen"
"Yo Mama so Old... She pre-ordered the BIble!"
"3 guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks."
"So there's a hot tub full gays... A condom floats to the surface and one of them says: ""Alright, who farted?"""
"[trying to make small talk with the lady cutting my hair] so what do you do for a living"
"I just don't have enough middle fingers for today."