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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? After you slap it, a mosquito will stop sucking."

"Next time you're on a date and someone asks ""Is that your boyfriend or your brother?"" smile really creepy and whisper ""Both""."

"If you could choose between world peace and $100,000,000, what color would you choose for your Ferrari?"

"I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute."

"Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador"

"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."

"Thank you for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."

"If there's a denim jacket on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with a werewolf."

"What do you call an asian golddigger? Cha Ching"

"People fear what they don't understand: Change Death 4th grade math word problems"