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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment the drug dealer charges you extra for the briefcase."
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"I told a friend of mine that me and other friends were talking about him behind his back. He told me, ""You disgust me."" And I said, ""Yes. Yes we did."""
"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape."
"Roses... Roses are red violets are blue - I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."
"Judging by the covers, every issue of every comic book is the one where the main character dies."
"what is an pirates fav element potassium because pirate doesnt want scurvy. it not argon k?"
"They should pass out condoms at the election That way the American people can at least be safe when they're fucked"
"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything"
"""My god...we're monsters,"" I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically"