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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything"

"While I fully intended to ""sleep my way to the top,"" it appears I've napped my way to the middle."

"Whats all of this fuss about reposts? I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)"

"What do you call a haunted accordion Polka haunt us"

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap."

"Do these sweatpants and 5 extra pounds make me look like I'm in a relationship?"

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"

"Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around They really push the envelope."

"It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means... Jesus was a repost."

"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"