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Joke of the Day

"I told a friend of mine that me and other friends were talking about him behind his back. He told me, ""You disgust me."" And I said, ""Yes. Yes we did."""

"What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him? Hey, get off me homes !"

"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"

"Why does the NSA only do anal? Because they backdoor their way into everything."

"I ejaculated six feet earlier. Strange, usually I ejaculate semen."

"My Mother in law said to me: ""I'll dance on your grave, when you're dead"" ""Good!"" I said, ""I'm being buried at sea."""

"FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar. No strings attached."

"I heard that they're coming up with a new Tron movie which deals with particle physics... Its called new-Tron."

"Did you hear about the baker who became a fisherman? He's reeling in the dough!"

"I want a car horn that shouts obscenities."