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Joke of the Day

"There are other people smarter than me and better looking and more talented and richer but what I have that they don't is bitter jealousy."

"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."

"Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice"

"The embarrassment when you wake up to find your panties hanging from a chandelier and think, how did I end up in a place with a chandelier?"

"One of the great pleasures of living in a city is walking by a pile of bloody clothes and thinking, ""Someone else will take care of this."""

"Hey baby, you got an inhaler? Because you got dat Ass-ma."

"What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins."

"Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the tunnel even after rush hour."

"Definition of laziness : It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired..........coz prevention is better than cure"

"I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died... My wife asked me if Snape killed him."