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Joke of the Day
"Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the tunnel even after rush hour."
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"""I...I don't know, doc. I guess I'm just tired of being pushed around all the time."" -Revolving Doors"
"How do you make a nun pregnant? (fixed) NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy and hope he misses."
"I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"""This is not fair!"" - Russian guy realizing he got bad directions to the fair."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Jewels? Jewels have 3 extra letters."
"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."
"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."
"On its wedding night, why did the jungle cat have sex with the hotel receptionist? It was a fast cheetah"
"I woke my wife one night and said ""The force is awakening."" She replied, ""Not tonight Hand Solo."""