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Joke of the Day

"The embarrassment when you wake up to find your panties hanging from a chandelier and think, how did I end up in a place with a chandelier?"

"Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college. Typical neck bard."

"What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."

"I'm fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? It had a reptile dysfunction."

"How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia? It's in bread"

"All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners."

"What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp testicles that's covered in Reese's Pieces? A peanut butter bee-nut putter."

"Maybe we laugh when others get hurt because it helps us cope with mortality but probably we're just dicks."

"If anyone knows how to increase the size of my penis or where I can buy cheap viagra or a rolex watch, please email me every day about it"