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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice"

"I'd like to thank the floor, for always catching me when I'm falling down."

"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours."

"How do you make a hormone? You pay her. (This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)"

"NEW DRINKING GAME: 1) Put on the new Twilight movie 2) When you press play, take 59 shots of vodka so you can die before it starts."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prints."

"Even better than breakfast cereal: Lunch cereal and dinner cereal."

"What did the midget say in the crowded elevator? You guys are a bunch of assholes."

"What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who tried eating his clone? He was getting ahead of himself."