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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice"

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."

"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? Santa goes *down* the chimney."

"Three things that are certain in life~ 1) Death 2) Paying taxes 3) Somewhere a woman is pissed at a man ...."

"What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon."

"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face"

"How many hipsters does it take to...? ...Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again."

"I was a mentally ill homeless alcoholic until that fateful day when the man in a blazer said, ""get a job pal."""