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Joke of the Day

"What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? both can be solved with a coat hanger"

"Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back? It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours."

"Just saw a homeless woman try to use a cat as a telephone. She accepted a cigarette in exchange for the cat. Cat is my telephone now."

"*Jesus multiplies a loaf of bread for the masses* From the back: Actually I'm gluten free now. Jesus: ughhh, someone get me a fish"

"Did you know hippos kill more people than sharks every year? No one has ever seen a hippo kill a shark."

"Speaking of lent some of you mofos owe me money"

"Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker."

"I don't mind people sneezing in public. It's that ""Pre-sneeze face"" they make that scares the hell out of me."

"What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time? He over*dos*'d ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays"