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Joke of the Day
"what do British people say when Satan is on his period? Bloody Hell!!!"
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"Man found dead midway through masturbating Cause of death? A stroke"
"What do you call a child molesting know-it-all? A wikipediaphile"
"psychic: ""I see... I see kids in your future"" me: ""but I've had a vasectomy"" [9 months later ... me tending a goat farm] ""This's bullshit"""
"*job interview* ""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" ""Mirrors, puddles of water. Basically anything with a reflective surface."""
"Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !"
"Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine. Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he? Mom: 27"
"What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other? A surgeon."
"Gas dropped to 77 cents a gallon in some places in Michigan. But don't bother, it was leaded."
"The constant challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone."