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Joke of the Day
"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."
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"I was having sex with this girl, and she said some other guy's name. I was pissed. Who the fuck is Rape?"
"A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, "" do you want to go fuck some kids?"" and the rabbi replies, ""out of what?"""
"How can you tell when a Jew is pissed? They begin menschstrating"
"I made a new company, selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof."
"A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband's future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I'll decide his future."
"How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side."
"What do you call the western half of Kenya? Kenya West"
"When Chipotle says, ""Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?"" I pause, then say, ""Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."""