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Joke of the Day
"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."
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"Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy."
"What's the policy at French morgues? Baguette and tag it."
"how does it make you feel that your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow"
"Shout-out to everyone who is struggling with establishing their identity. You know who you are."
"How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's human population? I mean, come on! They couldn't even pronounce it."
"Decks. Because I like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit."
"How do you make a gay man have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your type."""
"A great sun/boob analogy Boobs are like the sun. They keep you warm and make you happy, but stare directly at it and you are in trouble."