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Joke of the Day
"What is another name for a Nissan Cube? A tool box."
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"What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson pouring champagne all over his naked chest? An astro-fizzy-tits"
"What do ghosts get arrested for? Possession."
"what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a sweater and a dildo... if she doesnt like the sweater, she can go fuck herself"
"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable."""
"What is Michelle obama's favorite vegetable? BARACK-OLI"
"I once found this body down by the train tracks (It was an alive body) (It was the conductor)"
"How to make an idiot curious? I'll post the answer tomorrow."
"Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks? A bow."
"What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ? Super Man wears his underwear over his pants.."