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Joke of the Day
"Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks? A bow."
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"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."
"I'm like a clogged toilet. I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE."
"For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants The pay wasn't great, but the tips were enormous!"
"What do you call a deceptive legume? A Lima bean"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bar keep says: ""Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Bob?"""
"I lost two things today. My virginity... ...and my job at the morgue."
"What do Donald Trump and Mondays have in common Nobody likes them."
"[job interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Alcohol ""Umm ok, how about strengths?"" *pouring him a shot* Sharing"
"Duck autocorrect i mean 'duck' Duck!!! Luck!!!"