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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts get arrested for? Possession."
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"How does the Pope get around New York City? Mass Transit!"
"Sorry I'm late, guys. SOMEbody.. *gestures at wife* told me this knife fight started at.. *sees everyone holding guns* FANtastic, Ellen"
"I blame 2 of my 3 DUIs on Jesus because I specifically told him to take the wheel"
"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood"
"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."
"Whenever a waiter asks, ""Do you want to hear about our specials?"", push the menu aside and softly whisper, ""I want to hear about you."""
"Did you hear about the Pizza Chef with no drivers license? He could dish it out but he couldn't take it."
"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."
"New studies revealed... ... 9 out of 10 people do not consider bullying to be a great problem."