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Joke of the Day
"I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership."
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"Damn! I'm still writing Slovakia on my Czechs!"
"Do dogs know about light switches? Or do they think we all just have personalities that literally light up a room?"
"I know what your girl wants for her birthday. Deez nuts. Ha! Got em!"
"I like my women like I like my radioactive isotopes... Really hot and completely unstable."
"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""
"Eternal Life And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' But lo, John came fifth, and won a toaster."
"I had an asthma attack while walking to work today... Even I didn't believe it when 3 asthmatics jumped out of a bush and started hitting me."
"I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... The plot was riveting!"
"JON: What should I do with these extra mustard packs? MARY: Just stuff 'em in the Lazy Susan. SUSAN: Hey, I'm right here! (*remains seated*)"