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Joke of the Day
"Han Solo had a much cooler older brother called Drum"
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"Passed a sign that says, ""All you can eat, $30/person"" but I don't think I can eat $30 worth of people."
"What was Forrest Gump's email password? ""1forrest1"""
"Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left? Because women are right."
"Just got a great deal on some bottled water. The store was having a liquidation sale."
"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"
"Wondering why my jokes aren't being upvoted. All of my employees laugh at my jokes, so I'm obviously a funny guy."
"Where do dumb aliens go? Area 52"
"What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat stink and be merry!"
"Violets are blue, roses are red Violets are blue, roses are red. We're doing it backwards, That's what she said."