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"Han Solo had a much cooler older brother called Drum"
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"""Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of cocaine."" ""10 kilograms you say?"" ""Yeah, 5 kilograms"""
"I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver."
"Who has 2 thumbs and had an accident in shop class? Not me!"
"I just ordered the wrong meat it was a misteak"
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dicktater"
"She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks... It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster."
"What did the peanut say to his wife before he left? I'll be back in a jiffy"
"Is it okay to use everyday objects for anal stimulation? I'm sitting on the fence."