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Joke of the Day

"What did the sluts left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they never met."

"Walmart pokes holes in the condoms to ensure customer retention."

"why shouldn't you fart in church? you'd have to sit in your own pew."

"What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said ""I'll mullet over"""

"My credit card was stolen yesterday... Not sure if I should report it, the thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does."

"Why is Simba slower that his dad? Because his papa mufasa."

"I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it."

"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today They must have been laced or something cause I've been trippin all day."

"What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made? He thought it was ""being at Apple every day"", not ""eating an apple every day""."