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Joke of the Day
"What did the sluts left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they never met."
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"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"
"Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher? He only had one pupil."
"Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics Just posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns."
"Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C'mon man, don't leave me hanging."
"Why is Captain Hook good at getting away with murder? He leaves no fingerprints"
"Look at all these people writing in Starbucks, just like Hemingway."
"Why was the toilet paper in East Germany so harshly? So every asshole would turn red."
"What are the specs on your computer? Oh those? They're just my reading glasses."
"#NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even"