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Joke of the Day

"I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal."

"What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France? French Toast."

"Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life"

"What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common? Mossack Fonseca."

"I constantly google ""how to put your kids up for adoption"" so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I'm not messing around."

"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor The eye doctor says, ""Sir, you have a cataract"". And the Asian man says, ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental""."

"Damn girl, are you a haunted house? Because I'm scared to come inside you."

"What sport is played in Spanish churches? La Cross"

"What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go the other can't go to sea."

"Went to the dog car dealership. I could tell the salespeople were friendly, since I got all the Volkswagen at me!"