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Joke of the Day

"Cemetery I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy behind a gravestone. I said ""Morning."" He replied, ""No, just taking a shit."""

"Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*."

"I watched my first Porn the other day I looked so much younger back then!"

"How can you call it love when you're crying more than smiling."

"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish..."

"Talking on your cell during church isn't good, but if you use blue tooth hands free they just think you've got the spirit."

"Knock Knock... Me: Knock Knock Other person: who's there Me: Allah Other person: Allah who? Me: Allah who Akbar (ALLAHU AKBAR BOOOOOOM)"

"Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!"

"A Volvo runs over a Nokia... ... the world explodes."