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Joke of the Day
"Just imagine how good prescription cheese would be."
Next Joke
"I like to sit outside Barnes & Noble with my iPad and make caveman noises at the people coming out with real books."
"Tip: Instead of doing that thing where you obviously crop your ex out of the photo, you could actually just take a new picture."
"What did the blonde do after she combed her hair? .. She pulled her pants up."
"Me: I'm done peeing!! Khakis: No you're not."
"Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's ... ... but they do make exceedingly good cakes."
"My ex-wife was a great housekeeper... she kept the house after the divorce."
"I hate math.. I'll give you a number of reasons why!"
"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...those who count and those who can't."
"What is Iron Man's favorite month? FE-bruary Thanks :D"