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Joke of the Day

"Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas? Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Credit to my gymnastics coach"

"When Montell Jordan introduces you to his friends, but your name sounds like a title to one of his songs... ""This is Howie Dewitt!"""

"Snowstorm They call me the snowstorm, I'll give you 6-8 inches and make it difficult to get around the next day."

"What do you call a chicken haunting your house? A Poultrygeist!"

"Dark Humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"What did the businessman say to the other businessman? We're both businessmen."

"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."

"So a baby seal walks into a club ........ ^^^that's ^^^it."

"The waiting list for the WiiU.... Just got shorter in Conneticut"