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Joke of the Day
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Credit to my gymnastics coach"
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"Why are blood oranges the only ""blood"" fruit? Why not blood bananas? Who wouldn't like to slurp down a nice ripe blood banana?"
"What is a suicide bombers worse fear? Dying alone..."
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"I held a meeting for people who can't ejaculate But nobody came."
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"Want to hear a gay joke? Nevermind... it's kinda gay"
"Some people were offended by Trump's remark that Hillary Clinton was ""schlonged"" by Obama during the 2008 Democratic primary! No this is the Donald's normal everyday shtump speech!"
"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"