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Joke of the Day
"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."
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"I told my wife I'd like to go travelling. She sent me to the supermarket for eggs."
"Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up. Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues"
"Why aren't there any Mexicans in China? Because the Chinese know how to build a wall."
"Have you ever seen the serial numbers on a condom? No? You must not roll them back far enough."
"Most of my tweets have been coming from a very dark place lately. That's what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"
"Every day I thank God for giving me the power to keep being an atheist!"
"How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house? Just pay for your pizza."
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full"