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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican firefighter call his son?? Jose"
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"My grandfather has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo."
"Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!"
"An 'overdose' is what happens when you suck at taking drugs."
"A girl walks into a bar and introduces herself.... She walks up to a guy at a bar and says ""Hi, I'm Anita."" He replies, ""Anita this dick?"""
"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Did you know that you could also use comments sections to write positive things about people?"
"Did you hear the joke about Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth? I guess I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."
"What did the dick say to the balls? Hang out here while I go inside."