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Joke of the Day

"The waiting list for the WiiU.... Just got shorter in Conneticut"

"If you're Italian in the kitchen and Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom? European."

"Fun Fact: The term HIV is actually Roman for High Five Pass it on...then again maybe not."

"I do 5 sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button."

"In a perfect world I'd own a fertilizer / external hard-drive distribution company called Shits N Gigs."

"for a guy named Health Ledger he was not keeping track of his health very well."

"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."

"Do you know the major difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race."

"How do you disappoint a redditor? Come back when this post is 10 hours old for the results!"

"My children drive me to drinking... As soon as they got their licenses I made them start bringing me to the bar."