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Joke of the Day

"When Montell Jordan introduces you to his friends, but your name sounds like a title to one of his songs... ""This is Howie Dewitt!"""

"Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true"

"You've really gotta hand it to short people because we usually can't reach it anyway"

"Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead."

"When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall."

"Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for a bad summer."

"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have."

"Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go. We will call it Natural Selection."

"There's a cure for kleptomania! They make a pilfer that."

"Statistics say that the typical man has sex 92 times a year... I feel that December will be amazing"