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Joke of the Day
"Im on a sea food diet if I seafood I eat it."
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"I downloaded the Qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :D"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field."
"You want to hear an old racist joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Told that by an old homeless guy."
"Why does the addict avoid going to the bank? Because he suffers from cash withdrawals."
"Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil? Because that would be a sin-tax issue."
"Straight dudes should be fine with Gays It takes away two hot men from the dating pool And two ugly women."
"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don't like on"
"Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"So three Rabbi's walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""get the fuck out"""