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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field."

"What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common? They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs."

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one."

"I like when my girlfriend wears a 1 piece The top piece or the bottom piece"

"Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive? The brides are already dressed in white."

"Teacher: ""Who built the first American car?"" Student: ""Me Pilgrims."" Teacher: ""The Pilgrims?"" Student: ""Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."""

"In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings."

"I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral, ""Wow. What an idiot. Who chokes to death on orange sherbet?"""

"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."

"Nsfw. My wife and I had not had sex in a couple months but this morning she woke up randy... He is our neighbor and said her music was up too loud. We still havent had sex."