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Joke of the Day

"Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"Everyone has that psycho ex we pray we'll never run into again. If you don't you're probably it."

"How many Juggalos does it take to change a light bulb? FUCKIN' LIGHT BULBS! HOW DO THEY WORK!?!"

"Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder"

"""Instagram announced they will allow users to see who viewed their profile..."" *wakes up in cold sweat*"

"If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to ""Widowed"", it's time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible."

"Why did the bear run around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep."

"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says to the bartender, ""Five beers, please."""

"Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby."

"What do gay midgets have that other gays don't? (OC) Clean knees"