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Joke of the Day

"You want to hear an old racist joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Told that by an old homeless guy."

"A guy at work calls me ""Partner"" and another guy calls me ""Chief"". Apparently we're playing Cowboys and Indians and I'm a double agent."

"A sausage and an egg in a frying pan..... The sausage says to the egg: 'fucking hell its hot in here.' The egg says to the sausage: 'fucking hell, a talking sausage.'"

"Why did Moohamad eat his wives out so much? Allah spoke the kuran to him through the bush."

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Those dirty bastards."

"I fucked this bitch the other night... The next day, she was starting to get overly attached and needy, so I asked my buddy for some advice. He said, ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that."""

"Feeling pretty good about myself today so I'm going to go meet up with an ex-girlfriend to bring me back down to normal"

"What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!"

"What do you tell a Jew with a tattoo? Nothing, you already told his grandparents 6 million times"

"William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants."