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Joke of the Day

"I downloaded the Qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :D"

"why did the orange fail school? It couldn't concentrate."

"Some day I have a victim mentality But it's not my fault"

"I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people... It's called And On And On And On Anon"

"What game do monsters play with humans? Squash."

"So hacker group Anonymous declared war on ISIS. Probably the closest ISIS will get to 72 virgins."

"My pal is very dumb. The first time she saw a spaghetti bowl, she thought of a harder version of Mikado."

"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"

"What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense"

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, "" do you want to go fuck some kids?"" and the rabbi replies, ""out of what?"""