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Joke of the Day
"Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil? Because that would be a sin-tax issue."
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"Did you hear about the weird music that plays at Mozarts grave.... Don't worry, He's decomposing."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're efficient, and don't have much of a sense of humour."
"I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common."
"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"
"i said no to the dress & now my familys being held against their will in an undisclosed location theyve already sent me two of my son's toes"
"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""
"Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died? He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel."
"My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments."
"Broken Pencils are Pointless But I wonder what ""lead"" me to that conclusion."