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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto."
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"6:There's a monster under my bed Me:That's silly! There's no such thi..OH GOD IT'S EATING MY ARM 6:SCREAMS ME:KIDDING it only eats kids"
"""I'm too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time"" ~Management"
"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"
"Bread is not emotionally mature enough to have threesomes When you spread your nuts all over one slice, the other gets jelly."
"A load of geese caused a massive pile up on my way to work, What a bunch of flocking idiots."
"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"
"I cheated a guy in poker so he burnt down my house. I guess you could say it was a conflagration"
"How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky."
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"