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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Without a penis."
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"What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer? Wine"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator ( )"
"What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics? Cheer-Rios"
"You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker? Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*"
"Sometimes a tough situation is best described... As being between Iraq and hard place."
"*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*"
"""You're an idiot."" -My wife, after frantically looking around after I scream the word ""HAY!"" while pointing at hay for the millionth time."
"I'd get lost less frequently if GPS would say ""no, your other left."""
"I'm not saying my wife is fat... ...but when she lost her virginity, it wasn't so much a case of deflowering as deforestation."