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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Without a penis."
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"I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer."
"I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight. She died in a bungee jumping accident."
"What's the best part about being a mute? It goes without saying..."
"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."
"What's an alcoholic's favorite novel? Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it."
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks."
"At best, I think I could be a Third Responder."
"What did Cinderella say when say got to the ball? *choking sound*"
"Why is the network engineer sad? Because his career is in bits."