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Joke of the Day
"Where do witches and wizards shop? Voldemart."
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"Maybe it's just the mushrooms talking, but I should probably write down everything they say."
"I was having sex with a hot girl yesterday and she kept yelling someone else's name. Do you know anybody by the name of ""rape""?"
"In any kind of relationship...you learn more about someone at the end of that relationship than at the beginning......"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"How do you get a bass player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger! This is a guy I knows fav all time joke and I told him I would put it on here after telling him the jokes I read on here."
"*puts it in perspective Perspective: Wrong hole."
"Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex.. ...I woke this morning with a huge correction."
"""This is the bomb!!!"" --'90s terrorist"