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Joke of the Day
"*puts it in perspective Perspective: Wrong hole."
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"My heart say ""Yes"" But my mom says ""No"""
"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."
"Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church."
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 30, my basement is still dark."
"I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty. Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state."
"*Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than once: Don't look at me, I already said ""Hi"" to you."
"I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child Then i was born"
"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's not so bad. The other half end in death!"
"Did anyone hear how Ellen Degeneres died? She drowned, they found her face down in Ricki Lake"