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Joke of the Day

"Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation."

"Do you guys want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, its too cheesy"

"If what people thought of you, what you thought of yourself and who you really are ever met, the three of you wouldn't recognize each other."

"Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming."

"Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq"

"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."

"Marriage is the main reason for divorce."

"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."

"The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating ""I can't hear you"" over and over"

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Dim Sum Dim Sum who? [Spoiler](/s ""Dim Sum big titties"")"