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Joke of the Day

"I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards"

"Trump , Clinton, and Hitler are about to fall of a cliff. You only have time to save on of them. Tell me why you saved Hitler."

"""I'll take movies for $500 Alex"" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter ""You gotta be kidding me"""

"So, a byslexic guy walks into a dar..."

"What did the romaine say to the spinach before they started to eat? Lettuce pray."

"Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist? ""Please, can I have samosa?"""

"[narrating a commercial for therapy] ""For a 100 bucks an hour we'll blame your mother."""

"My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."