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Joke of the Day

"Trump , Clinton, and Hitler are about to fall of a cliff. You only have time to save on of them. Tell me why you saved Hitler."

"Why do natives hate snow? Because it's white and it's on their land!"

"We should hold a reddit-wide vote on whether or not to bring back the upvote/downvote counter. But how will we count the votes?"

"TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million... ...I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]"

"Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack."

"Goodbye, Class! Hello, Trump."

"If you see a distressed woman in the mall screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one."

"One thing I've learned about pizza jokes... It's all in the delivery."

"How do you tell a good farmer? He's outstanding in his field"

"Sharp and short! **Husband** : I love you! **Wife** : Not today!"