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Joke of the Day

"Trump , Clinton, and Hitler are about to fall of a cliff. You only have time to save on of them. Tell me why you saved Hitler."

"Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol? Because they can't reach the top shelf."

"Farted on the bus, 4 people turned around, felt like i'm on ""The Voice"""

"*climbs into windowless van* *puts on ""Free Hugs"" t-shirt* *heads out to make new friends* *fails* *waits for lawyer in windowless room*"

"When it comes to cooking herb-crusted fish... ...there's a thyme and a plaice."

"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."

"What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? Cornography"

"Whenever someone jokingly replies, ""Blocked,"" I laugh and laugh and then go check."

"Would you like to know how to read minds? It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds"

"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? You won't get it."