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Joke of the Day

"So, a byslexic guy walks into a dar..."

"My girlfriend is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type."

"In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings."

"Love is blind, said the blind to the deaf I can see that."

"Woman's rights Not an april fools joke."

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? A eunuchorn."

"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"

"What's wrong with Andrew Jackson? He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears."

"Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They're always cold. 2) It's somehow your fault."

"What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle"