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Joke of the Day
"What did the romaine say to the spinach before they started to eat? Lettuce pray."
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"My sister bet me $100 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta."
"Why is it illegal to masturbate on an airplane? Because its high jacking."
"Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common? Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West."
"What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus? ""There's a sale on at the fern store!"""
"I purchased a gross of condoms... There were only 140 in the box! Ruined my whole weekend."
"A child was recently forced to write on the chalk board until he died He was sentenced to death"
"Ever have one of those dreams where you're falling and you wake up when you hit the ground? I had one of those, except I didn't wake up after I hit the ground."
"JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe. [hands over present] JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it- [present is empty] [Jesus and God hi-5]"
"What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you? What's in your wallet?"