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Joke of the Day

"Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff... [www.instantrimshot.com](http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot)"

"Jennifer Lawrence has said that those who saw her nude photos should cower in shame... ...I don't know about all that, but I did shower after I came."

"Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat? Because he got a little c-stick."

"ME: *robbing bank* More like, I'm BANKing on you not tripping the alarm! Haha! TELLER: Haha! COPS: *tackling me from behind* Haha!"

"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."

"I was shopping for shoes for my imaginary friend He was a size 10i"

"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."

"Today Happy fathers day kids"

"What is the similarity between poop and aliens? They both live on Uranus"

"I failed a Health and Safety course at work today... One of the questions was: ""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""Fuckin' big ones"" was apparently the wrong answer. Edit: grammer"