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Joke of the Day
"Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat? Because he got a little c-stick."
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"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."
"Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan."
"How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor? Ask them to pronounce ""LATEX"""
"[OC] How did the author get from one plot point to the other? A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better?"
"My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport."
"Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"First line in frozen pizza instructions: DO NOT EAT FROZEN PIZZA W/OUT COOKING. It's almost like they know I'm the target demographic."
"DATE: so...this is your place? ME: yea...not fancy but it suits me. *opens flap of bouncy house* oh, also do you mind taking off your shoes"
"CAPT. AMERICA: Merry Christmas, Hulk! Happy Hanukkah, The Thing! Er... what religion are you, Thor? THOR: Do you understand I'm an actual god"