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Joke of the Day
"A bird in the hand is worth two... Years in prison if you get caught doing it in public."
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"What is the needless meat to a vagina? The woman!"
"Hey, are you the combination of fluorine-45 and silver-45? Because you look like a huge FAg."
"[watching porn] This is crazy! He delivered that pizza like half an hour ago. *cups hands over mouth* IT'S GETTING COLD! IT'S GETTING COLD!"
"What's brown and runny? Usian Bolt"
"Need a joke to tell my Public Speaking class this Monday.. Can be as crude as you want, but no racist or sexist jokes."
"Everyone has to pay for their mistakes... except for banks. Banks are apparently exempt from a lot of shit."
"Why do women talk non-stop? Because they don't like periods."
"Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes Im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype"
"What did the one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there? I'm shore you did, beach."